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Friends - [10x05] - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits


The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits [10.05][edit]

Charlie[to Ross] Hey, I have some time, if you wanna... [smiles seductively]
Ross: Oh, I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.
Charlie: Fine, I'll just shower by myself...
Ross[frenzied scribbling] B, B, B!
Charlie: Uh, Ross, you just gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.
Ross: It had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.

Joey: Finished my recommendation, and I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Chandler: I don't... understand
Joey: Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?
Monica: It doesn't make any sense.
Joey: Of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.
Chandler: On every word?
Joey: Yep!
Monica: What was this sentence originally?
Joey: Oh, "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."
Chandler: And that became, "They're humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."
Joey: And hey, I really mean it, dude.
Monica: Uh, Joey, I don't think we can use this.
Joey: Why not?
Monica: Well, because you signed it "Baby Kangaroo" Tribbiani.

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