Friends - [8x03] - The One Where Rachel Tells

The One Where Rachel Tells... [8.03][edit]

Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: Why? Because that's your answer to everything?
Ross: Come on, I mean, you don't even like eating alone. How are you gonna raise a baby on your own?
Rachel: I DO SO eat alone!
Ross: When?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: I don't know why you don't just admit it.
Rachel: Oh, please! You inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! You didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Joey[Talking to Monica over the phone because he and Phoebe mistakenly broke down Monica and Chandler's apartment door ] Hey Monica, Phoebe and I smelled gas coming from your apartment.
Monica: Oh, my...! [looks at Chandler] Joey smells gas
Chandler: What else is new?
Monica: [to Joey on the phone] Well, you have to get in there.
Joey: Yeah, but you took away our keys. Would it be okay if we say, broke your door down?
Monica: Yes! Yes! Just get in, break the door down, whatever!
Joey: Okay, we'll do that. [Gives thumbs up sign to Phoebe]

Monica[Arriving to the honeymoon hotel with Chandler and seeing that the honeymoon couple who got first class seats on the plane now get the honeymoon suite] No! No! No! You cannot do this to us again!
Man: Who are you?
Chandler: We're you 10 seconds later!
Monica: Everyone gives you special treatment because your on your honeymoon!The first class tickets, the honeymoon suite! No one cares that we're on our honeymoon!
Girl: Well take the suite if you want. [Hands them the keys] We don't need the stuff.
Man: We just wanna be together, were in love.
Chandler:Awwww... Well we need the stuff!

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