Friends - [8x23-24] - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby

Episode 24

The One Where Rachel Has the Baby: Part 1 [8.23][edit]

Rachel: How may centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Rachel: Stupid metric system!

The One Where Rachel Has the Baby: Part 2 [8.24][edit]

[Rachel is giving birth]
Monica: I can't believe this is taking so long. How're you doing?
Rachel: Not bad. You know that feeling where you try to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?
Ross: And soon someone will call her "Mom."

[Rachel is giving birth]
Ross: Let's go - one more time - one final push. Ready? 1... 2... 3!
[Rachel pushes really hard and jerks her head forward hitting Ross in the head. He falls down]
Ross: Keep pushing!
Rachel: Are you okay?
Ross:[Slowly getting up] You have no idea how much this hurts!
[Rachel and Dr. Long stare at him]
Ross: Keep going! Keep going!

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